Friday, May 29, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
So today I saw the biggest set of fake boobs here. This lady was seriously displaying that shit with this cut down the middle of her shirt (I guess if you pay ten grand for something, you might as well show it off). I wish I took pictures of that instead of these goons drinking juice boxes.
Grown men should not drink juice boxes. Or wear Hawaiian shirts when they're not in Hawaii.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I think any time there's more than 2 people sitting at a table, it's some sort of business meeting. Especially when there's a bluetooth headset involved.
Seriously, it's just an obvious ploy to feign importance, when you're really not that important. I think they should make combo packages of really gaudy cell phone accessories like bluetooth + leather cell phone wallet and bluetooth + extra battery pack case. You should get a deal if you are paying to look that lame.
It's impossible you are so important you can't put the phone to your head. Nobody needs to talk on a phone that much.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sometimes, you grow up and you realize that the children that you gave life to are huge jerks. Then you invite a friend to talk about how your teenage daughter may potentially be a hooker. Compounded with the responsibilities you've taken on, the only salvation is in that Frappucino that you just bought. Then you put the cardboard beverage sleeve on your frozen drink because it's just too cold. I hate people who abuse the purpose of those things.