Saturday, August 29, 2009


I wish this picture had the rest of this dude's glorious rig. It includes: power strip, keyboard, mouse, printer, and random other accessories. And a huge luggage bag to tote all that shit around.

What's the point of having a laptop if your'e carrying around all this bullshit with it?

Sunday, August 9, 2009


So this guy looks like he's ready to go to Blackfinn. I guess with all of their 900 TV's they don't have internet over there. Bummer dudes.

Sunday, August 2, 2009


1 out of 5 of the world population is Asian. They are taking over my seat. Fuck.

Saturday, July 25, 2009


This went on for about an hour. Seriously.

Sunday, July 5, 2009


So this happened earlier. I was thinking about just picking up and moving all this stuff and bringing it up to the counter and saying "Hey dudes, I think someone left all this garbage in the corner" and seeing what would happen. It probably would have been really funny.

Maybe one day when I'm feeling a little more vindictive than usual.

Thursday, July 2, 2009


Sorry dudes. It's been a while, but maybe that's because people are recognizing that my seat is totally off limits.

So anyways this lady was looking at Facebook today. Old people love Facebook. What's up with that? Was Friendster or Myspace way too hip and edgy for you?


My friend Brian also sent me an alternate angle from earlier. I encourage any readers to contribute to this blog.

Monday, June 15, 2009


So this guy is thinking about how badass my seat is probably. He's right, but hopefully he gets out of there soon. He's the first offender in over a week.