Saturday, January 31, 2009


Hey guy, I'm really tired of you. You're kind of lame and you need to find somewhere else to sit.

Friday, January 30, 2009


So these old ladies are talking about make up or fashion or something. I know for a fact there is a fashion magazine apiece on my table and they are taking turns between reading articles and commenting on them. Unfortunately it's not Cosmo and they're not talking about how to achieve the "best orgasm ever". That would be really entertaining, but highly inappropriate. Even though there's been way more inappropriate shit that I've witnessed within these walls before.

Actually, I think they're talking about face cream. If you had just gotten into their conversation you can deem that as inappropriate.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

1/29/09 Part 2

So, just as I was getting up to move and reclaim my throne, this fatty decides to just blow past me gathering all my shit and sit her fat ass in my seat. Then the #1 seat stealer in the whole place decides to pop up and join her.

This is serious business.

1/29/09 Part 1

Light blue shirt: √
Khaki pants: √
Business meeting at Starbucks: √

This is one of the worst things that happens at Starbucks. People who should be at their offices conducting "power moves", but are instead wasting space inside Starbucks. I think the only thing that's worse is the people who thing Starbucks is a church.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009


So today I walked into Starbucks to find this going on. It was fine I cause they were just chit chatting, usually meaning they are going to drink their coffee and leave in 5 minute which was the case. Too bad Starbucks ran out of newspapers, because then this happened.

And they turned into monkeys and started grooming each other.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


So we take a break from the previous guy (finally!), to bring you some kids who are studying. The kids love those Frappucinos man.

Edit: Not really studying, reading the bible. Jesus rules. I wonder if they know that I sacrifice goats in that seat to my pagan gods.

Saturday, January 17, 2009


So this guy is on the phone today. I don't know who told him it was okay for him to sit there all the time now. He also monopolized all the wall plugs. This dude is a douche. I wish i had a picture of his douche friends too.

Sunday, January 11, 2009


So chugger is back, this time minus his vest. He did however bring his computer back. At least he's not one of those dudes who has a PC but covers it up with Mac stickers. I don't know what the deal is with those people, it's like buying a Ford and putting Toyota stickers all over it. This dude needs to cut it out though, I'm kind of tired of his poor style.

Saturday, January 10, 2009


So like, dude can you finish that and just go please? I didn't brave like 12 inches of snow just to come here and sit in this seat.

Friday, January 9, 2009


So what's up with these Friday night teenager parties. When I was a teenager, I don't think I even cared about drinking coffee. These frappacinos these days are pretty much liquified kiddie crack. No self respecting adult wants to drink that.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009


Get in there buddy. Also, quit monopolizing all the power outlets asshole.

Monday, January 5, 2009


This is how it's supposed to work when I show up people.

Sunday, January 4, 2009


So after I took this picture, the lady who is actually in my seat asked me what I was taking her picture for, so I told her I was going to blog about her sitting in my seat. Somehow, that was an acceptable answer as, she seemed totally fine with me putting it on the internet for the entire world to see. She then told me she had a blog and that she was going to find my blog and look at it. The other lady has a baby. Babies pretty much ruin everything. If I could smoke in here, there would be no babies.

So this girl was doing her homework. I'm pretty sure everyone knows how I feel about that.

Thursday, January 1, 2009


So it's New Years and here we are. We've got this guy, who's smuggling some girl behind him. I'm pretty sure they're teenagers or in their early 20's because the chick was totally talking about managing a Burger King.

The dude has no idea what's going on. If you know me, you know how I'm always looking at people's shoes. Well, this guy is wearing the worst shoes ever:

Seriously? World Industries shoes? Not only is that thing marketed to 5th graders who just bought their first skateboard at Target, but they're fucking disgusting looking. This all over print crap needs to end, as well as losers sitting in my seat.

Update: The topic of their conversation just moved onto World of Warcraft. They are talking about getting their first mounts and being total newbs. I really hope they are on a date. I'm totally corpse camping them in real life right now.

Update 2: Their enlightening conversation has now moved onto Twilight, and how badass it is. Someone kill me please.