Tuesday, April 28, 2009


Highlighter: Check
Messy stack of papers: Check
Non-descript navy cap: Check
Matching navy hoodie: Check
Michigan T-Shirt: Check
White leather shoes: Check

Sounds like someone who did not get to go to the college of his choice.

Sunday, April 26, 2009


Sorry for the lack of posts lately. When the weather gets nice, jerks totally like to sit around outside so it's a winning situation for me. Sundays here are always kind of weird, there's always a bunch of people sitting around doing absolutely nothing. They are totally biting my style.

Well anyways, let's get to the perpetrator at hand. This girl thinks it's still cool to write in a diary. Who still does that anyways? Diaries are totally for lonely pre-teenage girls who still feel the need to complain about their feelings. In most cases they will read these logs of feelings and unicorns and such in the future and realize that how they felt back then really doesn't amount to much now.

See you in 20 years lady.

Thursday, April 9, 2009


So this is the first time I've seen this dude in here in a couple years. I assure you that nothing's changed and that there's nothing interesting going on outside. It's just the return of crotch rocket/bike night in town. Pretty lame I guarantee it.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


I think Tad is looking for a job. Someone please employ him so he'll never have to be here again with his mountain of garbage.

Monday, April 6, 2009


Awkward stretch. I also overheard that this dude is named Tad. What is that even short for?

Friday, April 3, 2009


So I don't know what the deal is with this guy.  He comes in sometimes and always has a computer, paper, and a stack of DVDs. I have no idea what he could be doing. I mean seriously, if he was just ripping DVDs he wouldn't need a notebook to take notes. Either way, he stole my seat. 

Thursday, April 2, 2009


So this guy kept looking out the window for someone. They never showed up and he left. At least his sunglasses were on top of his head instead of behind his head. I don't understand how that style of sunglass wearing ever got cool.