5/21/09

I think any time there's more than 2 people sitting at a table, it's some sort of business meeting. Especially when there's a bluetooth headset involved.

Seriously, it's just an obvious ploy to feign importance, when you're really not that important. I think they should make combo packages of really gaudy cell phone accessories like bluetooth + leather cell phone wallet and bluetooth + extra battery pack case. You should get a deal if you are paying to look that lame.

It's impossible you are so important you can't put the phone to your head. Nobody needs to talk on a phone that much.

4/6/09

Awkward stretch. I also overheard that this dude is named Tad. What is that even short for?

3/27/09

On a beautiful day like this it's nice to know business dudes can look deeply into each other's eyes and make a deal.

2/27/09

One thing that I've never really understood is why you would sit right next to someone instead of sitting across from them. In this case, it appears that there is actual work being done but I assure you there is not. This is just one of those awkward situations in public cleverly disguised as a business meeting.

2/26/09

I'm pretty sure this dude is just the worst. He knows what's up, yet he still sits in my seat. I'm tired of blogging about him. I'm giving him way too much face time on here.

1/29/09 Part 1

Light blue shirt: √
Khaki pants: √
Business meeting at Starbucks: √

This is one of the worst things that happens at Starbucks. People who should be at their offices conducting "power moves", but are instead wasting space inside Starbucks. I think the only thing that's worse is the people who thing Starbucks is a church.