Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sometimes, you grow up and you realize that the children that you gave life to are huge jerks. Then you invite a friend to talk about how your teenage daughter may potentially be a hooker. Compounded with the responsibilities you've taken on, the only salvation is in that Frappucino that you just bought. Then you put the cardboard beverage sleeve on your frozen drink because it's just too cold. I hate people who abuse the purpose of those things.