1/11/09

So chugger is back, this time minus his vest. He did however bring his computer back. At least he's not one of those dudes who has a PC but covers it up with Mac stickers. I don't know what the deal is with those people, it's like buying a Ford and putting Toyota stickers all over it. This dude needs to cut it out though, I'm kind of tired of his poor style.

1/10/09

So like, dude can you finish that and just go please? I didn't brave like 12 inches of snow just to come here and sit in this seat.

1/9/08

So what's up with these Friday night teenager parties. When I was a teenager, I don't think I even cared about drinking coffee. These frappacinos these days are pretty much liquified kiddie crack. No self respecting adult wants to drink that.

1/7/09

Get in there buddy. Also, quit monopolizing all the power outlets asshole.

1/5/09

This is how it's supposed to work when I show up people.

1/3/09

So after I took this picture, the lady who is actually in my seat asked me what I was taking her picture for, so I told her I was going to blog about her sitting in my seat. Somehow, that was an acceptable answer as, she seemed totally fine with me putting it on the internet for the entire world to see. She then told me she had a blog and that she was going to find my blog and look at it. The other lady has a baby. Babies pretty much ruin everything. If I could smoke in here, there would be no babies.



So this girl was doing her homework. I'm pretty sure everyone knows how I feel about that.

1/1/09

So it's New Years and here we are. We've got this guy, who's smuggling some girl behind him. I'm pretty sure they're teenagers or in their early 20's because the chick was totally talking about managing a Burger King.

The dude has no idea what's going on. If you know me, you know how I'm always looking at people's shoes. Well, this guy is wearing the worst shoes ever:



Seriously? World Industries shoes? Not only is that thing marketed to 5th graders who just bought their first skateboard at Target, but they're fucking disgusting looking. This all over print crap needs to end, as well as losers sitting in my seat.

Update: The topic of their conversation just moved onto World of Warcraft. They are talking about getting their first mounts and being total newbs. I really hope they are on a date. I'm totally corpse camping them in real life right now.

Update 2: Their enlightening conversation has now moved onto Twilight, and how badass it is. Someone kill me please.